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December 16, 2004 by hitparade
A buddy forwarded the following to me: "Let me start out by saying that I don't want to simply piss people off......but I do have strong views on this topic. When I was in the Fleet (regular navy) I was stationed aboard the USS Shiloh. At that time it was an all male crew. Things went smooth for the most part. Now when I was in the Teams....we bounced around to some ships that had a coed crew. It turned in to frickin Jerry Springer. Pregnancies, rapes, little silly high school games, yo...
December 11, 2004 by hitparade
Subject: Fw: This is awesome!!!!! The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. ...
December 3, 2004 by hitparade
Hallelujah! Bernard Kerik is an excellent selection to head up Homeland security. By all accounts, he's no shrinking Lilly, and made his way up through the ranks the rough way. He's street smart, has a big pair of balls, and that, grasshoppers, is the only way to fight these terrorist maggots. I am pleased, as is Lady Dove. A thing about my wife (Lady Dove). She lost her beloved sister on that day, 911, and a good friend of ours was one of the 23 N.Y.City police officers murdered that...
November 22, 2004 by hitparade
A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served an...
November 6, 2004 by hitparade
"How far that little candle throws his beams!" Portia, Merchant of Venice. On fox news, I just heard a democrat hack suggest the election outcome fraudulent because the result conflicts with exit poll data. At approximately 7:00 p.m., on election night, this party hack was sipping on champagne, celebrating a kerry win. Then, the juggernaut of raw data/real votes (the only data worth a lick of salt) resulted in this hack having to cork her bottle. This hack is a perfect example of a se...
November 4, 2004 by hitparade
Does the left in this Country, specifically those who voted for kerry, consider themselves "World Citizens", or Americans First?
October 30, 2004 by hitparade
kerry says we "outsourced" the job of capturing Bin Laden to "warlords." Again, kerry disparages allies. These so-called warlords saved my ass several times. kerry's revisionist histrionics as to what occurred at Tora Bora is flatly contradicted by General Tommy Franks. Who do you believe? Interestingly, both kerry & Bin Laden are offering America a fresh start; provided we Americans do not re-elect President Bush. kerry & Bin Laden seem to be making overtures... a new era of detente? ...
October 29, 2004 by hitparade
Bin-Laden , the bum, has endorsed kerry. He says if the American People re-elect Bush, he will hit us with another Manhattan. The gun is to our head. Do what Bin-Laden says are he promises- swears to Allah-- Doomsday for Americans. It's men or mice time. Vote Bush! Or else you'll be taking orders from the big, bad wolf. A real kick... check this out:http://www.ebaumsworld.com/diplomacy.shtml
October 27, 2004 by hitparade
How does kerry react to a bogus U.N. memorandum and sham New York Times front page story? He recklessly jumps on board.What bandwagon won’t this bum, kerry, jump on? This opportunist will simply say and do anything to become President. Relying on a patently specious U.N. report, kerry has reached an all time low even for this bum: He has opportunistically disparaged the president, the pentagon, field commanders, and ground troops, so as to advance his woefully manic self-interest. This g...
October 23, 2004 by hitparade
Kerry speech excerpt. Bad breath is a problem progressively worsening in this Country. Under this President’s watch, it is at an all time high. (audience boos) I warned this President about this problem, but this President has refused to follow my dental plan. Elect me and I will cure the bad breath that this President has fostered for four years upon the American people. (cheers) Shamefully, this President has caused your children to have bad breath. (boos) It’s...
October 22, 2004 by hitparade
My sources tell me that Pres. Bush will visit the troops in Iraq on the eve of the election. He will salute & honor them. Win, loose or draw, the troops know the Pres. stood by them while others ran for political cover. I for one will not fight for kerry. How can he ask anyone to fight in the war in Iraq ? what he has characterized as the wrong war, etc... History will judge this creep, kerry, harshly. I already judge him unfit. How can anyone trust him. Not two months ago, he said it wo...
October 20, 2004 by hitparade
I am in Florida. I came here determined to make a difference. My initial goal was to personally deliver more than 500 votes to the polls in a mini-school bus I bought for just this purpose. I am pleased to report that I will far exceed the 500 mark. I have already transported more than 200 Bush supporters to the polls. Most were elderly, who live at my grandmother’s retirement home. I have also visited two similar communities. Before I finish on Election Day, I expect I will have perso...
October 14, 2004 by hitparade
I implore all right thinking Americans to make a difference. I am on my way to Florida, then Ohio, and, finally, back to Florida, where I will transport dozens upon dozens, to the polls. My personal goal is to deliver more than 500 Bush votes-- to physically drive them to the polls. I have purchased a school bus for this mission. Jump on board. Do the RIGHT thing! HONOR THE 911, THREE THOUSAND (3000). Civilization is at stake. The left in charge of the Country at this...
October 12, 2004 by hitparade
First, kerry says terrorism is a law enforcement problem. Scary. Now, he equates terrorism with the vices of prostitution and gambling; characterizing them as mere nuisance speaks volumes. Unfortunately, the volumes bespeak disaster. Gambling and prostitutions fall into the category of vice. As a former prosecutor, Kerry implicitly understands that. Those vices do not, I emphasize, do not, as an objective, seek to destroy, maim, and kill as many innocent people in a single stroke ...
October 11, 2004 by hitparade
Read it: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/003/527uwabl.asp?pg=1 Of course, the secular and religious terrorists are connected. Bill Clinton knows... Praise the Lord for the President's courage to protect America from unholy murderers. 3000 dead are hardly a nuisance. Blaspheme. Shame. No wonder four polls have Bush breaking the 50% mark; a threshold neither side was able to reach. Remember Clinton was twice elected with less than 50% of the vote. Bush...